You can look in a million different places. The dumbest place is going on the Internet and doing just the opposite of what is said in the jobs list. Go to your friends and ask for their dumbest ideas for a job. Ask any- and everyone you meet on the street. Open the phone book and start with A and go to Z in the yellow pages and call for anything that you know in your one mind, you are definitely not qualified for.

For reliable job information searches, retain a piece of cardboard on a busy intersection and write the words, “I need a job.” For reliable advice, watch “American Idol”.

Nepotism happens… Try not to sound quite so angry about it…

I wouldn’t hire you either with that attitude…

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Be born into it and the job willed to you when they pass away.

Ask ______ (Fill in the name) the local bum on the corner, Im sure he has great advice, considering he always asks you for money!!