Are there any ways I can develop a pornographic memory?

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Tags: Business Advertising, Memory Business, Pornographic Memory

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22 Responses to “Are there any ways I can develop a pornographic memory?”

1. princess fluff
   September 19, 2009 at 1:03 am

   I can help you
2. Marvin the Martian
   September 20, 2009 at 8:28 pm

   It does fit under Advertising and Marketing…
3. Rawrr.
   September 23, 2009 at 8:25 am

   What???
4. Krissy T
   September 24, 2009 at 3:24 am

   Yes.
   Instead of thinking about sex 22 hours a day, you must up your thinking to 24 hours a day. I know, it is “hard” work but I have faith that you can do it…..
5. Sarah
   September 26, 2009 at 7:20 am

   whaat..??
6. Ronatnyu
   September 26, 2009 at 12:31 pm

   I think it would most profitably fit under:

   Extortion>Celebrities>Client #10>You>Wire Transfer>Swiss Banks
7. cel's giant beaver loves you
   September 27, 2009 at 8:49 pm

   I think Krissy has the right idea. You are clearly not spending enough of your mental energy thinking about, reading, or looking at porn.

   You need to train, man. Be like Rocky running up those steps! Only don’t wear pants, and instead of running up steps, run up on the stage at the nudie bar. C’mon! You can do it!! I have faith in you.

   Anyone who can clog a toilet like you, is clearly a man with many skills.
8. Armywife2248
   September 29, 2009 at 11:38 am

   I truly hope you mean “photograhic”. LOL!
9. Don B
   October 2, 2009 at 1:05 pm

   Become a gynecologist.
10. Kate
    October 5, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    `pornographic memory?

    `maybe you’re referring to ‘photgraphic memory’
11. Mizzenmast
    October 8, 2009 at 3:36 am

    well, it would take plenty of practice, total immersion, and deep and frequent studying…
    and use plenty of lotion or
    your fingers would get dry
    from flipping
    pages
    or
    typing urls…..
12. Mac S
    October 11, 2009 at 1:39 am

    Just watch a few Ron Jeremy flicks. The image will be BURNED into your mind.
13. Bizo Johnson
    October 13, 2009 at 7:57 am

    I don’t know. But I know how you can develop a photograhic memory.
14. Meg
    October 14, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    don’t worry, honey. you already have one.
15. dark bubble
    October 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

    First you have to stop reading the articles and looking at the pics more in Playboy. All those word will just distract you.
    Next you have to start watching Animal Planet. They have the best kitty porn I’ve seen.
16. jafunmi82 sometimes answers
    October 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    just remember, a dirty mind is a joy forever.
17. Valkyrie
    October 19, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    *throws confetti*

    *toots party horn*

    You already have one!! Congrats!
18. Objective Subject
    October 22, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Stare at the avatars in a non-biblical way.
19. Monkey
    October 26, 2009 at 2:34 am

    study hard
20. ßunny Savior
    October 27, 2009 at 8:28 am

    Quit yahoo answers and watch porn as a replacement…
21. loboe27
    October 29, 2009 at 11:28 am

    hell yes
    tie your self down in the middle of a singapore shanghai college dorm for girls .
    along the walls you might notice the traditional cain of the land lined up in bulk ready for what looks like lesson in the art of discipline.
    just disregard that.
    I hear checkered short skirt’s are in season
    have fun
22. tank_boogersmom
    October 29, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    well if your imagination is like any other man, I think you have a pretty good shot at a well thought out plot…and then you would realize you were at work, and then have to figure out what to do with your massive hard on.
    Thinking of me again were we?????